Carla cheers wedding8/31/2023 ![]() I don't know which of your mindless bimbi left that in your apartment. ![]() Is that for wearing or for signalling aircraft?! Surprise Found something else of yours lying around my place. OK, so, the fifth letter of the aphrodisiac is an A. "Where Franco's brain is being kept alive". I don't believe this.ģ2-across, "Aphrodisiac found in every kitchen cabinet". 7-across, "Five-headed cow born in Vermont".ġ6-across, "State with the most UFO babies". I get it because they happen to have a great crossword puzzle. I think they're just as stupid as you do. "Have Aliens Taken Over Your Pet?" I mean, this is garbage.įor your information Sam, I don't read those articles. Oh, Carla, boy I hate to criticize, but I can't actually believe you read these sleazy scandal sheets?! I mean, look at this. Yeah, yeah, well, apology accepted, sweetheart. But after you go carolin', what you do is you 'karen' in the gifts. No, I know, I know your name's not Caroline. Yeah, what do you do on Christmas Eve but you go carolin', right? And who's the most famous Eve of all but Christmas Eve, right? Well, all right, no, no, the first female person was Eve. Um, you know the line "first be a person who needs people"? Well, who was the first person? Well, because, because, ah, because Barbara reminds me of Barbra Streisand, and you know that song about people. ![]() You see, you didn't realize that to me Barbara means Karen. Yeah, no, no, that sounds like my note, "Thanks for a wonderful evening Barbara, I had a great time."Īh, you know, I see your mistake here. Oh, hey, I thought you'd like those flowers. There's some lady screaming her head off. You call this a martini? What did you use for vermouth, turpentine? No, of course not, it's all part of the game. By the way, I'm really sorry for all those shots I gave you over the years. Do the one where you say I couldn't get the ball across the plate if I drove it there in my car. Was that you? Well, how have you been? Guys, guys, I want you. I always sat behind first base, five rows up, remember? I used to get there early so that I could watch you warm up in the bullpen. I went to every home game you ever played.Īh, Marge, there are a lot of people up in the stands there. Oh well, we didn't actually meet, but I know you remember me. Don't you remember me?Īh, boy, you know, I can't quite place the face. Hey, listen, don't worry, if you break anything, I'm fully insured. īoy you really are taking this seriously. Where will it end? I, I, I've got to think about this, I'm sorry. Listen, after your first couple of drinks, you'll relax, get into it and I think you'll actually enjoy it. Oh, come on, you don't have to be nervous. OK? Is tomorrow at 3 OK, cause I already made reservations. Let, ah, let's just see how the weekend goes. Ah, if you like this weekend, maybe we can talk about making it permanent. ![]() I think the important thing is that it'll be better this time, now you know where everything is. Well, I'm going to take full responsibility for that. The first time we tried it, it didn't turn out too hot. You're going to ask about this weekend, aren't you? Perhaps I shouldn't have, but I couldn't help it. Sam, if it makes it any easier, I know what you're going to ask. Well, it's getting pretty tough for me to ask you, actually, um. You know, you've been acting kind of strange today, is there.Īh-ha. Well, actually there is something I'd like to ask you. Now that we're almost alone and we have a private moment. Unless there's something you'd like to talk to me about. What year were you born?įorty-eight, forty-nine, fifty. My watch must be fast, I've got eleven twenty-five. Norm, what time is it?Įleven, twelve, thirteen, fourteen. 'kay, you need fifty bucks? Here's one, two, three, four five. Oh yeah? Maybe you wouldn't mind if we monitored this little transaction? ![]() Oh, come on guys, give me a break, I'm a reformed man. You need change? Maybe I can help you, huh? ![]()
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